March 2012
135 posts
February 2012
192 posts
Reading hurts.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
wowfunniestposts:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
laugh trip
Petunia (a poem about the human-animal bond)
veterinaryrambles:
the cat sat nestled between Mother’s legs
legs that once were strong and fit, climbing the stairs of the old house, genuflecting as their owner demurely signed a cross. merely brittle sticks now.
the cat’s eyes gleamed, Cheshire-style, as she curled on Mother’s lap.
the cat meowed, meowed, meowed when Mother’s chair sat empty.
meowed, meowed on the drive to the new...
Emotionally Contorted →
swordmastermofo:
wowfunniestposts:
how commercials interpret your period:
how I interpret my period:
The funniest blog ever!!!
this is for my girl
What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good...
When someone talks shit about your best friend.
allthebestpost:
JKR's next novel is for adults
personaltonks:
bossbitchbambi:
It’s like she wrote it for us, the Potter generation, knowing that we’re all grown up now.
